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He pouted and demanded, “Write an executive order to begin gun registration. Photo credit: George Roelofson/WTNH.ĭear Leader threw a royal hissy fit and cursed the day his plan to register legal gun owners (as a first step to confiscation) had failed. and quite messy!”Ĭonnecticut gun owners line up to register their weapons. Since you’ve weakened the military and spread our warriors all over the globe, imprisoning millions of productive, vocal, and gun-totin’ adults could be difficult. The royal adviser cautioned, “Dear Leader, it might be wise to remember that millions of citizens own guns. Then order NSA to send names and addresses of obstructionist parents to Homeland Security who will ship ‘um to attitude-adjustment camps.” “Order my IRS Gestapo to investigate and tax charter schools into insolvency. They’ll either enroll their children in private charter schools or home school them." Too many parents understand that true education teaches children critical thinking skills instead of focusing on meaningless attendance trophies. Most likely, you’ll never gain control of them all. It takes a generation or two to dis-educate the majority of children. The royal adviser continued, “The result, within 20 years, will be millions of uneducated A-dolts, totally dependent on your generous handouts of food, shelter, cell phones, birth control, and health care.”ĭear Leader frowned. 25, 2013, where he highlighted the importance of education in providing skills for American workers in a global economy. President Barack Obama smiles while speaking at Pathways in Technology Early College High School (P-TECH) in Brooklyn borough of New York, Friday, Oct. It only requires that they help students memorize your magnificent teleprompter speeches.”ĭear Leader grinned from generously-sized ear to generously-sized ear. She smiled and said, “This will make the teacher unions happy, happy, happy since the program doesn’t force teachers to waste classroom time on reading, history, math, or science. Kindergarteners are taught to redistribute their snacks, lunch boxes, crayons, and nap blankets.” It stresses equality over individual scholastic achievement. “This program rewards public school students for just showing up. She thumbed through her dog-eared playbook, Alinsky’s Guide to Political Ploys, and declared, “Here’s a program called Dum-Dum-Dum-Dumb.” It’s absolutely guaranteed to be 100 percent effective.” Therefore, he ordered his royal advisor to come up with one. Not North Korea!”ĭear Leader needed an alternative strategy, but couldn’t devise a plan on his own, (as usual). Their fury went viral as millions demanded, “Stop your classroom indoctrination agenda. Instead of creating adoration by the children, it ignited a firestorm amongst moms and dads and grandmothers and grandfathers.